we're looking at politically correct language at the moment in english. some very funny examples came up:

not bald, but hair disadvantaged
not blind, but visually challenged
not drug addict, but chemically challenged
not housewife, but domestic engineer
not liar, but person creative with the facts
not prisoner, but guest of the correctional system
not ugly, but cosmetically different

personally, i rather risk to offend someone than using the examples listed above... :D